I still think the best burn I’ve ever seen was when this freshman was trying to hit on a senior and he said “Dang girl, those are some fine legs. What time do they open?” and she just replied “Past your bedtime.”

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the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

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looking up ‘ear hats’ on tumblr Tags

what i wanted


what i found


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